
Cucumber snacks have saved me from countless sad desk lunches and desperate late-night refrigerator raids. This simple little recipe combines the satisfying crunch of fresh cucumber with savory toppings that transform an ordinary vegetable into something I actually crave. It's become my go-to when I want something that feels like a treat but won't leave me in a food coma afterward.
I discovered this combination one summer afternoon when I had nothing but random leftovers in my fridge. Desperate and hungry after a workout, I started piling toppings on cucumber slices like tiny little pizzas. What started as desperation has turned into my most-requested "recipe" when friends come over for drinks.
What You'll Need
- Fresh cucumbers provide the perfect crunchy, hydrating base
- Shredded cheese adds that salty, savory element we all crave
- Bacon bits bring smoky flavor without the mess of cooking bacon
- Old Bay seasoning gives that distinctive zippy flavor boost
- Salad Supreme seasoning adds color and a tangy kick
- Avocado lime ranch ties everything together with creamy goodness

How I Make Them
Cucumber PrepFirst, I slice up my cucumbers—sometimes in rounds, sometimes in half-moons depending on my mood or how fancy I'm feeling. If I'm using regular cucumbers with thick skins, I'll sometimes peel strips off to create a striped pattern, which looks pretty and makes them easier to bite through.
Topping AssemblyI scatter shredded cheese over the cucumber slices while they're still slightly wet from washing—the moisture helps the cheese stick. Then I sprinkle on bacon bits, making sure they're evenly distributed for that perfect salty bite in every piece.
Flavor BoostNext comes the magic—a light dusting of black pepper, Old Bay seasoning, and Salad Supreme. These seasonings transform plain vegetables into something addictive. The combination sounds random but trust me, it works. If you don't have these exact seasonings, any savory spice blend you like will do.
Dressing DrizzleThe final touch is a drizzle of avocado lime ranch dressing. Not too much—just enough to add creaminess without drowning out that essential cucumber crunch. A gentle toss ensures everything gets coated evenly.
Serve ImmediatelyThese are best enjoyed right away when the cucumber is at its crunchiest and the toppings haven't had time to make things soggy. I usually eat them straight from the bowl, but they also look pretty arranged on a plate if you're serving them to others.
The first time I made these for my niece and nephew (ages 6 and 8), I expected the usual vegetable resistance. Instead, they demolished the entire plate and asked for more, calling them "pizza chips." Now it's our special snack whenever they visit, and they love helping make them—mostly because they get to "taste test" the cheese and bacon bits along the way.
Make It Your Own
When I'm feeling extra hungry, I'll add some diced avocado or cherry tomatoes to make it more substantial. For game day, I sometimes swap the avocado lime ranch for blue cheese dressing and add a dash of buffalo sauce for a wings-inspired flavor. And if I'm out of bacon bits, a sprinkle of roasted sunflower seeds gives that same satisfying crunch.
Perfect Pairings
On hot summer days, I'll serve these alongside a cold glass of flavored sparkling water. For casual gatherings, they make a great lighter option on a snack board with heavier dips and crackers. And they're perfect with a cold beer after working in the yard—refreshing but substantial enough to hold me over until dinner.

Little Tricks I've Learned
- Slice the cucumbers a bit thicker if you want them to hold more toppings
- Keep your cucumbers in the crisper drawer to maintain their snap
- A squeeze of fresh lime juice before the dressing adds a zingy brightness
This humble snack has become something of a signature dish for me—the thing friends request when they come over and the recipe they text me for afterward. It's proof that sometimes the simplest combinations are the most satisfying, and that good food doesn't need to be complicated to hit the spot. Sometimes all you need is a cucumber, some toppings from your fridge, and five minutes to transform your snack game completely.
Frequently Asked Questions
- → Can I make this cucumber snack ahead of time?
- While it's best enjoyed immediately after preparation to maintain the cucumber's crispness, you can prepare all the ingredients separately and assemble just before eating. If you do make it ahead, the cucumbers will release water and become less crisp over time.
- → What is Salad Supreme seasoning?
- Salad Supreme is a commercial seasoning blend that typically contains salt, Romano cheese, sesame and poppy seeds, paprika, and various spices. If you can't find it, you can substitute with a mix of paprika, celery seed, salt, and a sprinkle of Parmesan cheese.
- → Can I make this recipe vegetarian?
- Yes! Simply omit the bacon bits or use a vegetarian bacon alternative. The cucumber, cheese, and seasonings still make for a delicious snack without the bacon component.
- → What type of cucumber works best for this recipe?
- English cucumbers or Persian cucumbers work especially well because they have thinner skins and fewer seeds. However, regular garden cucumbers are perfectly fine—just consider peeling them if the skin is thick or waxed.
- → What can I substitute for avocado lime ranch dressing?
- If you can't find avocado lime ranch, regular ranch dressing works well. You could add a squeeze of fresh lime juice for the citrus note. Other good substitutes include Caesar dressing, Green Goddess dressing, or simply a drizzle of olive oil with some lime juice and herbs.
- → Is this recipe keto-friendly?
- Yes, this cucumber snack is generally keto-friendly as it's low in carbs and contains healthy fats from the cheese and dressing. Just check that your chosen dressing doesn't contain added sugars, and be mindful of the carb content in the seasonings.